Sugar Cookie Cards

Tell your loved ones how you really feel this Valentine’s Day… but keep it snarky. Our sugar cookie cards have a variety of message options, with plain and sweet to downright sassy. Choose from a list of some of our favorite sayings for $6 per cookie.

*All cookies will be a 5″ heart. Colors and decoration subject to change*

Enter the saying you’d like on your cookie in the comments at checkout.

– I love ^almost everything about you
– love you
– Is your dad-bod from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.
– XOXOXOXOXOXOX
– I have no immediate plans to break up with you
– I like the way you work it. No diggity.
– You have a great personality.
– You are my favorite.
– You are my kind of weird
– You are my favorite husband
– If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.
– If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
– You are so luck to have me.
– You are ruining my reputation for not liking anything.
– You’re weird. I like weird.

– I’d walk through fire for my you. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

– You are pretty… expensive.
– You have an absolutely breathtaking hienie.
– You have a nice butt.
– I love your stupid face.
– You’re freaking awesome.